census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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