We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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