I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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