I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
