Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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