Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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