no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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