I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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