Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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