wanna go halves on a baby?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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