You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I can text with my tongue
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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