: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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