glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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