The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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