a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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