Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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