Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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