You kept calling me your small dog last night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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