Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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