I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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