You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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