i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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