Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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