Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
