I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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