He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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