And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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