The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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