physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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