so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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