Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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