My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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