What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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