Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You can't special order awesome
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i came on her dog
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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