If that was your dad, he is hot
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This baby is an asshole
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
