Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
