he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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