but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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