Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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