Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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