The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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