Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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