And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
someone owes me an orgasm
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
