So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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