Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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