too bad you live with your parents still
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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