do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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