On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
