girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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