making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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