Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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